Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

As most of you know, we share our home with three dogs that are very much like our children --- having never had children I am convinced that dogs are much more manageable and trainable.

So when my friend and former colleague, Chuck Howell shared the following with me I couldn't resist sharing it on my personal blog.

Enjoy and thanks Chuck.

10. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!

9. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

8. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

7. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it!

6. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

5. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

4. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!!

3. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

2. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

And the Number 1. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth; you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's, we both know who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your poop do you???

Until next time.
Dr. Darryl
L. Darryl Armstrong
ARMSTRONG and Associates

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