Sunday, March 16, 2008

Buy a ...

SPRING DAY ON EDDY CREEK --- Today you would think that spring is about to spring here on the Lake, however, rain is headed our way again. From my friend Lynn in St. Louis all the reasons why I love dogs ... thanks Lynn.


If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him,
and never say its not quite as good as his mother's........... buy a dog.


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want.... ... buy a dog.


If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies....... buy a dog.


If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet, and whom you can push off if he snores....... buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually........ buy a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night, only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence
is solely to ensure his happiness......

Then buy a ............ c.a.t.

Until next time.
Dr. Darryl
L. Darryl Armstrong
www.armstrongandassociates.org

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